Oniforever

Jul 31

littlepaperfrogs:

sna-kun:

thewaitwasworthitlove:

figsandtea:

niiicethings:

“Noun is a playful artist’s book about words and their definitions. It is like an exquisite corpse with words.

Starting with 27 real English words, each word and its definition has been divided into two parts. By turning the pages, you get to mix and match the word halves to create humorous and nonsensical new words and meanings.

With over 700 different combinations, this book is the perfect item for bibiophiles, lexicographers, writers, and any lover of words.

Here are a few examples of words and definitions you can put together:

whisper + umbrella = whisbrella: A low sibilan utterance for sheltering one from rain and sun.
banana + onomatopoeia = bananpoeia: A large herbaceous perennial tropical plant that bears fruit imitating the sound of the thing or action signified.
muffin + tyrant = muffrant: A quick bread made of batter unrestrained by law or constitution.
nomenclature + ancestry = nomencestry: A system or set of names for things derived from, or possessed by, an ancestor or ancestors.”

I’M SORRY BUT 

muffin + tyrant = muffrant: A quick bread made of batter unrestrained by law or constitution.

THIS IS THE PINNACLE OF HUMAN INNOVATION ALL OTHER PLAYERS GO HOME.

What a goddamn time to be alive

Whisbrella sounds like a spell….. I’m using this.

I want.

Jul 31

clintbarttons:

where do i sign up to become an amazon

Jul 31

meanplastic:

when you accidentally open your front camera

image

Jul 31
edwardspoonhands:

tsaoshin:

Stitch and Toothless jammy jam!
http://tsaoshin.deviantart.com

Toothless and Stitch…correctly sourced this time :-)

edwardspoonhands:

tsaoshin:

Stitch and Toothless jammy jam!

http://tsaoshin.deviantart.com

Toothless and Stitch…correctly sourced this time :-)

Jul 31
Jul 31
summerlum:

glee-is-epic:

what is this

they died

summerlum:

glee-is-epic:

what is this

they died

Jul 31
hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over


its happening

even better
the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis
and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

its happening

even better

the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis

and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

Jul 31

free-booty:

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

Jul 31
cr4y0ns:

awwww-cute:

Kitty in a cup holder

oh my GOD

cr4y0ns:

awwww-cute:

Kitty in a cup holder

oh my GOD

Jul 31

au8:

listoflifehacks:

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All I can think of when I look at the last one is